dirty epic

(vocal by karl hyde)

sweet in winter
sweet in rain
shake well before use she said
you never touch me anymore this way

connector in
receiver out
you let me in through the back door
ride the sainted rhythms on the midnight train to romford
ride the sainted rhythms

sweet in winter
sweet in rain
shake well before use she said
you never touch me anymore this way (oh no)

connector connector
connector connector
(youre a) connector connector
connector connector

im so dirty
and the light blinds my eyes
im oh so dirty
and the it light blinds my eyes
here comes christ on crutches
call me we'll trampoline she said today
but i was too busy with my hand
shake well before use she said but you never touch me anymore

i was listening for phone sex coming through the back door
in skin tight trunks

and we all went mental and danced

i get my kicks on channel six
i get my kicks on channel six
i get my kicks on channel six
i get my kicks on channel six

to the off peak electricity
and the light blinds my eyes
and i feel dirty
and the light blinds my eyes
and i feel so shaken in my faith
here comes christ on crutches
and there comes another god
here comes another god
like a buffalo thunder
with the smell of sugar and a velvet tongue and designer voodoo
and i got phone sex to see me through the emptiness in my 501's
freeze dried with a new religion
and my teeth stuffed back in my head

i get my kicks on channel six
i get my kicks on channel six
i get my kicks on channel six
i get my kicks on channel six
i
i get my kicks on channel six

the light it burns my eyes
and i feel so dirty
here comes christ on crutches

i will not be confused
will not be confused
they left me confused
i will not be confused
with another man
the pressure of opinions

lighten up
listen to your eyes you said

but all i could see was doris day in a big screen satellite
disappearing down the tube hole on farringdon street
with whiplash willy the motor psycho

and the light it burns my eyes
and the light it burns my eyes

i get my kicks on channel six
i get my kicks on channel six
i get my kicks….(to fade into cowgirl…..)

*lyrics from dirtylist interpreted by bss from 'dirty' - 'dubnobasswithmyheadman' vinyl lp version